Pea arrives back home on Leyte a month earlier than her mother expects and pranks her on April Fools' Day by posing as her waitress. She then hands out pasalubong from the West, including viewer-gifted presents, and has her family rate American candy for the first time. The episode also features a whoopee cushion, Silly String, a Charmin demonstration and a fruitcake.
The April Fools' waitress prank
- Pea hasn't seen her mom in over a year. Her mom isn't expecting her for another month.
- She has her brother Chan bring their mom to a local restaurant, where Pea, in disguise and a new hairdo, plays a waitress named "Belma."
- She takes the order (half baby back ribs, a waffle with blueberry, and a shake) and slips up by calling her "mom." Her mom eventually recognizes her.
- Her mom cries, and says it's because Pea is too thin.
Meeting the family at home
- Pea introduces her brother, her niece Gia, her dad (whom she jokingly calls "Charles Bronson"), and "my mother that doesn't recognize her own daughter."
- Chan "the man" helps her produce her videos from the Philippines.
- One brother is missing, GS dad, "the elusive one." Pea is the eldest of the siblings and jokes that this makes her the supreme, the superior, the queen.
- Her cat Sanswan, 12 years old, was originally hers but now lives with her mom. He's under the weather and just came back from the vet for vitamins and deworming, and he smells like fish. Her other cats are with Lucy.
Pasalubong and a second prank
- Pea explains pasalubong: in Filipino culture, when you come home after being away a long time, it's customary to bring gifts. Hers is a box of things you can't find in the Philippines.
- Before calling everyone in, she blows up a whoopee cushion and hides it under her mom's favorite spot on the couch. When it goes off, her mom denies everything ("Deny, deny, deny").
The gifts
- Dad: a fishing rod and sinkers. He has never used a fishing rod and Pea admits she doesn't know how either. They plan to watch a YouTube tutorial and go on a father-daughter fishing trip, which she thinks will make an interesting video.
- Mom: panties, which her mom specifically requested and which viewers gifted. Pea tells her that in the West it's customary to model gifted clothing, so she has to model them for the viewers who bought them. Then: "No, I'm just teasing you, Mom."
- A headlamp for a family member who apparently likes caving.
- Jingle didn't ask for a specific gift and just wants chocolate, as does Gia.
American candy taste test (rated yay or nay, or 1 to 10)
- Junior Mints: one family member screams "10 out of 10." Kuya gives it a 7 and says it tastes like toothpaste. Another gives it an 8. Mom gives a neutral 5.
- Snow Caps: they say it's like Kisses, then that it looks like dog poop, then cat poop, then cat litter "with diarrhea." Despite that, scores are solid: Mom 6, Dad 8, Kuya Chan 7, another 8, Gia 9.
- Warheads: Gia tries it. After seeing how sour it is, someone declares "I will never try that."
- Mary Jane: 8 out of 10, because it's not too sweet.
- Cowtails: Kuya Jian finds it squishy, very sticky, with a surprise in the center, and gives it 10 out of 10.
- Butterfinger, one of Pea's favorites: Mom 10, Dad 9.
- Baby Ruth, another Pea favorite: hard to open. Ratings of 9 and 9, with someone calling it "peanut butter jelly time," and one score of 12.
- Tootsie Roll: ratings escalate wildly with 11, 13, 14 and 16 out of 10. Mom gives 13. Pea: "I'm seeing a trend here."
- Twinkies: leftovers sent by one of her Patreon supporters. Scores of 10, 18 and 8 out of 10. The 8 is because it's too sweet and spongy. Someone says it reminds them of the white stuff that comes out when you crush a cockroach.
- Pop Rocks: Mom's first time. She says it tastes like Coke and feels like there's a frying pan in her mouth.
- Favorites: Mom picks Baby Ruth. Kuya Chan picks Baby Ruth and Mary Jane. Gia picks Pop Rocks and Snow Caps.
Silly String
- Viewers told Pea to try it. She got some from the dollar store and has her brothers spray each other. It's a lot of fun and she wishes she'd bought the bigger one.
Charmin
- Pea says one thing she learned in the West is that "you guys love your toilet paper," and Charmin is her favorite American brand. The Philippines has toilet paper, "but nothing like Charmin."
- She explains to her very serious mom that Westerners pamper their bottoms with Charmin and then throw it away.
- Her mom feels it and asks if this is really what they use on their bottoms. Her mom thinks it's for the face.
- Pea makes her promise to try it just once instead of the tabo (the water dipper Filipinos use to wash) and report back. She notes it's not a paid ad. Then tells her to go to the bathroom and try it now, before saying she's joking.
Fruitcake
- Pea introduces it as an American holiday classic that people either love or hate.
- Mom loves it, though Pea says Mom loves everything.
- Pea jokes the fruitcake is from 1914. She actually bought it last December "and it's still alive."
Closing
- She asks viewers to share their own favorite candy in the comments so she can read them.
- Outro skit: Pea says she is nothing like Cleopatra. She never ruled a nation, never married her brother and doesn't live in denial. The only thing they have in common is "an appreciation of slightly older men." She calls herself a diplomat bridging the gap between the sexes and between Eastern and Western culture. If you don't like her videos, "you can kiss my asp."
